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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:32 pm
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No, it's not about the dumbshit who kamikazed the IRS.

http://www.wlwt.com/news/22600154/detail.html



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:35 pm
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Are heroes always people who place their principles first?



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:01 pm
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Only a Sith deals in absolutes.



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If on a winter's night a traveler, outside the town of Malbork, leaning from the steep slope without fear of wind or vertigo, looks down in the gathering shadow in a network of lines that enlace, in a network of lines that intersect, on the carpet of leaves illuminated by the moon around an empty grave—What story down there awaits its end?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:34 pm
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Title changed. This thread is now plural.

http://consumerist.com/2010/02/the-grea ... -ever.html



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:02 pm
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It's the american dream!



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:29 am
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Real Americans aren't fat. NEXT.



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If on a winter's night a traveler, outside the town of Malbork, leaning from the steep slope without fear of wind or vertigo, looks down in the gathering shadow in a network of lines that enlace, in a network of lines that intersect, on the carpet of leaves illuminated by the moon around an empty grave—What story down there awaits its end?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:58 am
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Cassiel wrote:
NEXT.


What? Another Big Mac??

You are ambitious!



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:29 pm
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From the other thread:

http://www.theandrewhughes.com/2010/02/ ... the-point/

Also, this divorce letter:
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:33 pm
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James Harrison, 'Man with the golden arm' has saved 2million babies in half a century of donating his rare type of blood:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... blood.html



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:17 pm
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James Harrison is awesome.



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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 5:44 pm
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So is Craig Harrison.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/internatio ... 3HgWlmEgRL

I don't care what country you're from. If you can hit guys from 1.54 miles away, you're a real American hero.



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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 5:18 pm
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At 40 mph and 500 feet from the ground, Hartsock did the truly unimaginable. Just before crashing, he told Shirley to lift up her feet. He then pulled down the control toggles to rotate their position to put his body under hers to act as a cushion so that when they hit, he would take the brunt of the fall.


http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/05/ ... 1254.shtml

And they both lived, though he is paralyzed.



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:30 am
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I thought the title was American Heroes, not American idiots.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:09 pm
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Well yes, we have the America thread for that.



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